Sweet Sensation Seeker T-Shirts

Doughnut Making

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Canine Scentipede

Ice Cream Dreams.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Ice Cream Flavors

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Excess

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'