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'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Doughnut Making

Pheromones.

"Habanero ..."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'What's that your wearing?'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"