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'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'You see, my boy, there'll always be a market for whips.'

'All my senses are very acute.'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Doughnut Making

"The subwoofers really help."

Pheromones.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Band Practice

Reading room

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.