Supernatural Sensation Seeker T-Shirts

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Canine Scentipede

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Crab with a clown face.

"It's just a tree."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Doughnut Making

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Pheromones.

Witch dice.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"