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"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

Psychic Convention

The indigo children.

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

'I treat those who've had out-of-body-experiences -- not out-of-money-experiences!'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Crab with a clown face.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

A Club Sandwitch.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Welcome Ghost.

Witch dice.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Ghosts from around the world

"You never know what will catch on!"

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."