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A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Crab with a clown face.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

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Downloads.

Addicted to reading

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Freedom of the press

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,