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A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Crab with a clown face.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's just a tree."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Downloads.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Addicted to reading

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Freedom of the press

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Technology and literature

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'