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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'You know too much,'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Silence of the Chickens...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Addicted to reading

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Downloads.

Open House of Horrors

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Freedom of the press

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Technology and literature

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'