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"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Out To Lurch

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Ghost School.

Silence of the Chickens...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Scary stuff

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Downloads.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Addicted to reading

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Open House of Horrors

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Freedom of the press

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Technology and literature

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."