Creepy Stories T-Shirts

'Stop staring at me!!!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Out To Lurch

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Ghost School.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Silence of the Chickens...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Moby Dick

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Scary stuff

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'