Creepy Stories Seeker Gifts

Staff picks

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Ghost School.

Out To Lurch

Silence of the Chickens...

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Scary stuff

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Downloads.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Addicted to reading

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Open House of Horrors

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Freedom of the press

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Technology and literature

Book Lovers in Richmond

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,