Spooky Story Seeker Gifts

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

The Bride of Frankenstein

Horror

Love at First Sight

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Out To Lurch

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Downloads.

Ghost puddle

Tim Burton

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."