Spooky Story Seeker Mugs

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

The Bride of Frankenstein

Horror

Love at First Sight

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Night of the Latkes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Tim Burton

Addicted to reading

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Open House of Horrors

Downloads.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'