Bizarre Tale Seeker T-Shirts

Kafka at his typewriter

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Downloads.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Addicted to reading

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Freedom of the press

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Technology and literature

Book Lovers in Richmond

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

About the potter.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'