Story Seekers T-Shirts

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'How's the novel?'

"Yo, novella!"

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

Readaholics Anonymous

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

'Forget about 'The little engine that could'. Tell me about 'The search engine that could'.'

Sauce close to the PM.

Family of readers.

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Reading Romance Novels

Bookworm Romance

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Addicted to reading

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Downloads.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Freedom of the press

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."