Story Seekers Pillows

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'How's the novel?'

"Yo, novella!"

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

Readaholics Anonymous

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

'Forget about 'The little engine that could'. Tell me about 'The search engine that could'.'

Sauce close to the PM.

Family of readers.

For Sale - The rights to my story.

"I've found Waldo. Now what?"

Reading Romance Novels

Bookworm Romance

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Addicted to reading

Downloads.

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen