Story Seeker Pillows

"No, thanks. Reading is my escape."

"Perhaps He Was Too Close To The Situation, But Aesop Failed To See Any Goddamned Moral To The Story Of The Goddamned Birds Eating His Goddamned Tomatoes Again . . ."

At here weekly book club meeting, Donna is, again, embarrassed by the inability to control her bladder.

After earning her PHD, Repunzel was right ar home in her academic ivory tower.

'Which way to the reading clinic?'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Alice in Responsibilityland

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

'Books that stayed books.'

"Sigh....No, children. These are REAL books. You need to turn the pages."

Tall Tales and Short Stories.

Tall tales and Short stories

Investigative reporters on lines one, two and three.

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'If he continues treatment for the next month or so I should have enough material for my book of case histories.' 'If I continue treatment for another month or so, I should have enough material for my expose of psychoanalysis.'

'So what's the coral of the story?'

'You're hooked, Bobby, Hooked on phonics, And we're going to make you better - but this is contraband,'

A click of cameras

The press under fire

"There I go again, telling stories that make you an accessory after the fact."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

Yesterday's News Tomorrow.

Fact...autobiography...fiction: 'See - it's always somewhere in between...'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

' 'Animal. Rock. Hit'...but I can't think of a good ending.'

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

As man reads horror fiction, tree reads pulp fiction.

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

'I'm interested mainly in 'escape fiction'.'

'Step on it, Charlie, we have an overdue on our tail!'

Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'