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'I'm sorry, madam, that's not much help - lots of books start !Once upon a time!'

First library card

"Mr. and Mrs. Charming?"

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice and the White Rabbit

Through the Looking Glass - The Messenger and the King.

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Late night teddy reading

The Runaway Horse

Bookworm Sleepover

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Where the wild things were."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'