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"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

"According to this, the cheshire cat gets everything."

"The old lady who lives in a shoe is ready for winter."

Little Red Riding Hood (Perrault's Fairy Tales).

'... and we'll just follow the bread crumbs out of the forest, and... oh jeez, I'm an idiot.'

Hansel and Grendel

'Do you want to try that again?'

'Some sort of theme restaurant, I presume.'

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'Okay. I'll tell you who the fairest of them all is,on the condition you stop squeezing your spots all over me.'

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"The tortoise bought safe treasury bonds, but the hare invested in speculative high-yield funds..."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"And who's been eating my genetically modified porridge?"

'Hey, look what's happening to Harry!'

"And now it's gluten free!"

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.

"Why did I think I could do this?"

Three Little Pig's Birthday Cake

"Ok, hand over the house!"

Rapunzcow

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!

Queen to frog - ' Princess?...I'm afraid you're fifty years too late dear.'

'And what about you cowardly lion, have you seen my little Toto...?'

'You missed one!'

'It's not fair, Fairy Godmother. I have to stay here and clean the house, while my two ugly sisters get to go to the ball.'

Little Red Riding Hood

William Tell in his younger years.

The Princess and the Mine.

Stork with baby sees keep out sign on door of shoe.

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

One of the three blind mice