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'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

The handsome prince decides Snow White is not his type, and he goes off to check out Sleeping Beauty.

Elf help section of a bookshop.

Santa gives the Tin Man a heart

An owl searches for a pussycat.

Reality Wagon Train

Snow White in land of Lilliput

"Mum, I don't understand this story: what's an ice-cream and what's a brain freeze?"

'Hurry up - you'll miss your appointment with Miss Muffet and a chance is immortality.'

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

'They were in a group, so I bagged them all.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Scene from The Emperor's New Clothes. Little boy says: 'But he's not even wearing any designer labels.'

Looks like the Freegans got here before us...

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Gorillas Learn to Read.

Goldilocks, Bo Peep doesn't understand me.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the White Queen

Alice in Wonderland: The King and the Knave.

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Our current bestseller is 100% chocolate."

"Ready to take a deep dive into the Three Little Pigs?"

"Ugh, RMSNP, Dad. Read Me Some Narnia Please."

Dorothy and Toto

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

The Runaway Horse

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Bookworm Sleepover

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk