Storybook Explorer Pillows

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

The handsome prince decides Snow White is not his type, and he goes off to check out Sleeping Beauty.

Elf help section of a bookshop.

Santa gives the Tin Man a heart

An owl searches for a pussycat.

Reality Wagon Train

Snow White in land of Lilliput

"Mum, I don't understand this story: what's an ice-cream and what's a brain freeze?"

'Hurry up - you'll miss your appointment with Miss Muffet and a chance is immortality.'

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

'What's with all the Pumpkin Pies?'

'They were in a group, so I bagged them all.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Scene from The Emperor's New Clothes. Little boy says: 'But he's not even wearing any designer labels.'

Looks like the Freegans got here before us...

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Gorillas Learn to Read.

Goldilocks, Bo Peep doesn't understand me.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the White Queen

Alice in Wonderland: The King and the Knave.

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

No, I didn't know you were a tree frog when I kissed you.

Wonderland Medical Clinic. Exam Rooms. Jack and Jill are in room one with cuts and bruises. Little Miss Muffet is in room two with a spider bite. And Jack be Nimble is in room three. I know! He wants a booster shot!

"Our current bestseller is 100% chocolate."

"Ready to take a deep dive into the Three Little Pigs?"

"Ugh, RMSNP, Dad. Read Me Some Narnia Please."

Dorothy and Toto

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

The Runaway Horse

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."