Storybook Enthusiast Pillows

'That's a puffer. If you want to blow a house down, you'll also need a huffer.'

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

Children's Books for the New Era

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''

'Cut back on the ginger.'

"This is the new man. I want you to bring him up to speed."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice

DIY milk and cookies

'Can you believe it? I wake her up after 100 years and Sleeping Beauty slaps me with a sexual harassment suit!'

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"Second star to the right, then straight on till morning"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Beatrix Potter Exhibition.

'They lived happily ever after? They ust have seen a really sharp pre-nuptial agreement lawyer.'

Snow White and Dave Dee

Man reads folk tales to his teddy bear.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'The governor would like a word with you.'

'I'll bet she was happy the first day of school.'

"So Jack, the man who chased you down the beanstalk is 150 feet tall and green but did he have any distinguishing feature?"

"I'm prescribing a full week off your feet to prevent fallen arches."

"Hold still Will Junior! It's not as if you're going to the dentist."

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"My bedtime story sounds a lot like your blog."

Cinderella

German Woodsman

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Goose

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

"I—I miss my frog wife."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"