Storybook Adventurers T-Shirts

".. Toad is determined to drive Heavy Goods Vehicles."

"Please turn now to 'Judy's mirror' in your copy of 'Pat the Bunny.' "

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Late night teddy reading

Bookworm Sleepover

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Where the wild things were."

Little Princess.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Treasure Island Book.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Cupid

Sleeping Beauty

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Dorothy and Toto

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'