Storybook Adventurers Mugs

".. Toad is determined to drive Heavy Goods Vehicles."

"Please turn now to 'Judy's mirror' in your copy of 'Pat the Bunny.' "

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Late night teddy reading

Bookworm Sleepover

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Little Princess.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Where the wild things were."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Treasure Island Book.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Dorothy and Toto

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'