Storybook Seeker Gifts

'I'm sorry, madam, that's not much help - lots of books start !Once upon a time!'

First library card

"Mr. and Mrs. Charming?"

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice and the White Rabbit

Through the Looking Glass - The Messenger and the King.

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

The Runaway Horse

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Poky Little Pupa.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Where the wild things were."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.