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"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

Martian restaurant and take away

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Dead Funny

Out To Lurch

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It's just a tree."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Open House of Horrors

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Welcome Ghost.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Witch dice.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"You never know what will catch on!"

The Bride of Frankenstein

Reading room

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"Get ready."