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"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

Martian restaurant and take away

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Out To Lurch

Dead Funny

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Open House of Horrors

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Starvation Watching

Welcome Ghost.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"He did it!"

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Witch dice.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Reading room

Fortune teller sees impending doom

The Bride of Frankenstein

Ghosts from around the world

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.