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"To earn your wings, you have to go back and scare the Hell out of people."

"Every once in a while, it's fun to let one go just to see what happens."

"I'm not worried that he plays with dolls-- I'm worried that he thinks they're possessed."

"Thoughts?"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

'I hate you! I wish you weren't dead!'

Scooping A Skeleton Out of the Water Hazard.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

Stranger things happen at sea...

The New Paranormal

"No, lots of people make that mistake – this is hell."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Astral Projection

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Channelling on the Cheap

Ghostbasters 3

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"