Supernatural Seekers Pillows

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

Psychic Convention

The indigo children.

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

'I treat those who've had out-of-body-experiences -- not out-of-money-experiences!'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Crab with a clown face.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

A Club Sandwitch.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Welcome Ghost.

Witch dice.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Martian restaurant and take away

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."