Supernatural Sensation Seeker Pillows

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Crab with a clown face.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Canine Scentipede

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

Doughnut Making

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Pheromones.

Witch dice.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."