Surgical Sensation Seeker T-Shirts

'Great performance. He was going for a triple bypass, and he did a quadruple.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Canine Scentipede

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Doughnut Making

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Box of Tissues

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'What's that your wearing?'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."