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'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Doughnut Making

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

Box of Tissues

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'What's that your wearing?'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

'So, if I don't get laid this weekend can I have a refund?'

Covid - Comfort Candles

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