Sensory Experience Seeker Gifts

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Doughnut Making

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

Excess

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

Box of Tissues

'What's that your wearing?'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

Confusing directions,

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'