Surreal Experience Seeker Gifts

Sparkling Waterbed.

Hay Rides $10

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Crab with a clown face.

The Cremaster Cycle

Escher exhibition first floor

Surreal ale

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man Ray

Thermidor Dali

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

Francis Picabia

"I can't eat all that."

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

As he entered the station, his eyes fell on a beautiful woman.

Confusing directions,

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

The Piranesi Mall

Topsy-Turveydom

Memories/New Experiences

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."