Surreal Experience Seeker Pillows

Hay Rides $10

Crab with a clown face.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

The Cremaster Cycle

Surreal ale

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Thermidor Dali

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

"I can't eat all that."

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

As he entered the station, his eyes fell on a beautiful woman.

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

Confusing directions,

The Piranesi Mall

Topsy-Turveydom

Memories/New Experiences

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."