Surreal Seeker Gifts

Ken experienced a sudden feeling of 'Je Ne Sais Quoi'.

Crab with a clown face.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

New York Netherworld

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Surreal ale

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

WHACK!

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."