Surreal Seeker Gifts

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Ken experienced a sudden feeling of 'Je Ne Sais Quoi'.

Crab with a clown face.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"It's just a tree."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

New York Netherworld

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Sweet surprise.

Surreal ale

Escher exhibition first floor

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

WHACK!

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"