Surreal Scene Seeker Gifts

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'

"Look! No hands!"

Crab with a clown face.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

The Cremaster Cycle

Escher exhibition first floor

Surreal ale

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Kitty's Coffee Shop

Man Ray

Thermidor Dali

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

Francis Picabia

Sheep Escalator

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"I liked the one that saluted."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

Strange Crowds in Bath

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

As he entered the station, his eyes fell on a beautiful woman.

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

Magritte realising he's going bald.

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

'That is a nude, sir.'