Surreal Scene Seekers Gifts

Topsy-Turveydom

"Look! No hands!"

Crab with a clown face.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

The Cremaster Cycle

Escher exhibition first floor

Surreal ale

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Man Ray

Thermidor Dali

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

Francis Picabia

Sheep Escalator

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"I liked the one that saluted."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

As he entered the station, his eyes fell on a beautiful woman.

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

Magritte realising he's going bald.

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

'That is a nude, sir.'