Surreal Journey Seeker Gifts

The Piranesi Mall

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Crab with a clown face.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

The Lost World: You are Here

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Off to see the world

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Surreal ale

'You've changed.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Rainbow/Horizon

Thermidor Dali

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

Souvenirs

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"Travel changed me."

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'