Wanderlust Seeker Gifts

"'Anywhere' is very popular right now."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Off to see the world

"Where do you want to worry we're spending too much money this summer?"

Gwendolyn in Tuscany.

"David's a compulsive rambler"

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

History and Trivia.

Travel Agents "I'd like somewhere unpretentious avec un petit de je ne sais quoi."

Souvenirs

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

'So you're not going to Paris this year.' - 'No, we are not going to Rome this year. It was Paris we didn't go to last year.'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'I can book your reservations now. I'm checking the linings for airline arrivals, departures, bankruptcies...'

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Travel agent

'Can you recommend a vacation anywhere via an airline with plenty of legroom?'

'I'll look, sir, but I'm not sure there IS any place where they've never heard of America.'

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"How about a round the world ticket?"

Tourist and the Right Way

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

Arrivals. . . Traveling Hopefully.

"He says we should stay home and wash our hands."

"I'd like somewhere just like here...but abroad."

"Do you ever hear anything from the old backpacking crowd?"

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

"Where ya headed?" "Wherever."

"Travel changed me."

Rainbow/Horizon

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

'Are we broke yet?'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'

'I don't care if it's picturesque. Just find someplace where they don't hate Americans.'