Transformative Journey Seeker Gifts

'You've changed.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

The Lost World: You are Here

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"Do you want to save changes?"

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

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'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Kitten

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'