Transformative Journey Gifts

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Burnout Syndrome...

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'You've changed.'

Midnight Basketball

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

Set sail

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

Steve found himself on his travels.

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

"Oh no! You, again?"

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Father was a tyrant."

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"Not only do I not know the meaning of life, I also forgot why I came up here."

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"What came first is irrelevant. What matters is that it’s your parent’s fault."

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'