Transformation Traveler Gifts

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

The Map of the human brain

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Pharaoh Cocoon

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Caterpillar Portrait

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'You've changed.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Do you want to save changes?"

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'Anything to declare?'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"You'll get over him."

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'