Conversion Traveler Gifts

Jehova's Jet Set

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Vaccination Passport

Technological Dependence.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Anything to declare?'

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

Bev puts on an old favorite

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Je-Hereford's Witnesses