Conversion Traveler Gifts

Jehova's Jet Set

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Vaccination Passport

Technological Dependence.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Anything to declare?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."