Conscious Traveler Gifts

"And coming up on the right is another area ruined by the likes of you."

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

"Lovely holiday, terrific souvenirs, but not a tree to get any shade under!"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'No luggage.'

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

Mexican Dog

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

A guru offers a fainting couch to a man.

"All I have is tofu."

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Mountaintop Shopping Cart

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Clinic

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

Migration to the Netherlands

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

'Leaving the state of 'being'; entering the great state of 'nothingness'.'

The road less traveled

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

"I wish they had untamed-rage detectors."