Ethical Traveler Gifts

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Sure, this is idyllic, but there are fundamental problems here that are not being addressed."

Tourists and Poverty

'I guess I answered my own question.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

World's cheapest car

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Moral Values for Dummies

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'