Conscious Backpacker Gifts

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The experienced backpacker.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Travelling

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Mr Metrosexual.

Holiday Supplies

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Off to see the world

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Mother CareBaby Gap

Airport

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"