Backpacking Adventurer Gifts

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Fly Fishing

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Marshmallows

Surf Casting

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting