Angelic Traveler Gifts

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

"Avoid hungry bears."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

Confessions on a plane.

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Death of the pope.