Angelic Commuter Gifts

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Man whistles while driving his car.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

Give Way To Cyclists

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Good Book?'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Death of the pope.

Since he started working from home he's decided he misses commuting.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

Torah reading on the subway.

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

"I think I'm getting road rage."

'I see my wife made it in.'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

'Then on the matter of the new company cars, that's four ayes, and one 'I had to ride the drafty old streetcar to work when I was young'.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'