Angelic Rider Gifts

Give Way To Cyclists

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Guitars in Heaven

Damn defibrillators.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Death of the pope.

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

Spring Break!

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

'I see my wife made it in.'

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'