Angelic Riff Rocker Gifts

Guitars in Heaven

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

Give Way To Cyclists

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Prince in the Afterlife

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Spring Break!

Movie Angel

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Heavenly politics. Campaigns here are different from those down on earth. Saint Peter has a complete file on everybody, so there's total transparency up here. Our debates are friendly and the ads are all positive. And here the incumbent in the highest office always runs unopposed. That's all true, but in one way the camaigns up here are just like the ones on earth. They go on for eternity.

Celestial Music

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

Pope Tour

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

Cherub playing the cello.

Great. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for all eternity.

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

Guitarist.

"I prefer to keep my religious views to myself."

Angels and Devils.

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

Angel devil confessional.